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International coffee chain Starbucks will close 61 Australian stores within days.
That’s what you get when your coffee tastes like piss.
the machine girl - movie review
Ami (Minase Yashiro), a japanese schoolgirl (in her school uniform - holy shitballs) seeks revenge after her brother and his friend are killed by the son of a Yakusa. She confronts the family only to be caught and butchered, she escapes minus her left arm and finds refuge with a pair of mechanics who replace her lost arm with a big fucken black gatling machinegun!!!! She joins forces with Asami, mother of her brothers slain friend as they both unleash a non-stop, rediculous, spraying, mushing, flying fuck of a bloodbath on the Yakuza family and their band of speedy ninjas, claw-clamp slingers and a women with DRILL TITS!!!! That’s right…
A SET OF DRILLS ON HER TITS THAT DRILL PEOPLE!!!!
Blood spews. Faces implode. Bodies split. It’s just too good to be true. I found myself hard from the bloodlust and filled with little girl glee. To quote a friend of mine “…is it wrong that even while covered in blood… she still turned me on?”, no… it is as right as it is beautiful.
Just fucken marvelous.
eBay fined $A65.8 million for selling/being shit
eBay to pay 40 million euro ($A65.8 million) to Louis Vuitton for selling knockoffs online.
Sweet.
katy perry sets new levels of shitness
So you’ve heard that song “I kissed a girl” from Katy Perry right?
Just unbelievable mounds of bullshit… so here’s the real thing.
Huh, what.
bill gates retires *sobs*
June 27th 2008. I love ya Bill - without you there would be no macs
Macworld Boston 1997-The Microsoft Deal. Bill gates sinks $150 million into apple.
That’s right apple fanboys… suck shit, suck a big bag of shit.